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SWEATY MEATBALLS
It’s summer. We all get ‘em

SWEATY MEATBALLS

It’s summer. We all get ‘em

CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE CAKE
I make cakes that taste like moon dirt!

CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE CAKE

I make cakes that taste like moon dirt!

ARTICHOKE CHICKEN
A native of the Aconcagua valley and a relative to the snail, this bar-shaped specimen is known for its chicken-like texture and swift crawling abilities.

ARTICHOKE CHICKEN

A native of the Aconcagua valley and a relative to the snail, this bar-shaped specimen is known for its chicken-like texture and swift crawling abilities.

ROAST SQUASH
Made in Kenya. A hundred years ago.

ROAST SQUASH

Made in Kenya. A hundred years ago.

CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
Stick a bow on this little number and you’ve got yourself a fabulous hat for the Ascot Races!

CHOCOLATE MOUSSE

Stick a bow on this little number and you’ve got yourself a fabulous hat for the Ascot Races!

MUSHROOM BURGERS
Save the Earth. Compost your food. 

MUSHROOM BURGERS

Save the Earth. Compost your food. 

OCTOPUS AND SEAWEED
Mom, I cut my finger off and made it an octopus and now I’m gonna eat it.

OCTOPUS AND SEAWEED

Mom, I cut my finger off and made it an octopus and now I’m gonna eat it.

DEEP FRIED PORK STEAK

DEEP FRIED PORK STEAK

BANANA DOGS
This is why you buy your daughter dolls that they can decorate and dress up.

BANANA DOGS

This is why you buy your daughter dolls that they can decorate and dress up.

CREAMED SPINACH

CREAMED SPINACH